1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,950 And then I looked after some twins 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,630 for a lovely couple in Richmond. 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,870 Unfortunately he died recently. 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,590 He had a heart attack on a trip to Paris. 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,910 Oh, I love Paris! 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,230 So, when can you start? 7 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,790 - Oh. - I mean, the sooner the better, really, for me. I mean, 8 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,990 I know this sounds ridiculous, but if you could start this afternoon, 9 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,840 that would, that would be great. 10 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,710 Look, I... I know that's ridiculous. 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,830 - Is it? Is that ridiculous? - What, to start now? 12 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,430 No! No, no, no. 13 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,960 No, this afternoon. Unless you CAN start now? 14 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,830 Shouldn't I meet the kids first, or...? 15 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,750 Whatever you want. Meet them, don't meet them. 16 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,960 Jesus Christ! Is that the door?! 17 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,430 - This is my boyfriend, Luke. - Oh, hi. - Nice house. 18 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,910 - How much does that painting cost? - I don't know. 19 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,280 A lot of nice houses round here, aren't there? 20 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,920 - You coming or what? - Uh, sorry, we have to go. 21 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,960 So, when can you meet the kids? 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,150 No, she didn't turn up. I can't believe it. 23 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,630 She was perfect in every way, apart from not turning up. 24 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,150 Now we're going to be late for school again! 25 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,550 I just... Paul, I don't know how much more of this I can take. 26 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,470 It's just... In. It's just too much for me. 27 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,670 It's just too much for me, Paul. 28 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,630 Just, it's too much. 29 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,640 It's a bit early, isn't it? I'll just have a Pimm's. 30 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,390 Oh, it sounds like hell. 31 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:52,150 I'm so sorry I had to come on this bloody stag. 32 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,350 Do you want me to come home? 33 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,430 No. No, no, no, no. 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,230 - Don't come home. - I'll come home. - No, no. No, really, don't. 35 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,910 - I'm coming home. I'm going to come home. - No, don't be silly! 36 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,590 Put those down. Don't be silly. 37 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,110 No, look, you need me and that's that. 38 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:12,790 - I'm going to come home. - Well, if you're serious, it would be amazing. 39 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,990 But if I can't come home, 40 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,630 what's the next best thing I could do? 41 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,150 - Oh, I know! - No. No, no, no, no. Don't send your parents. 42 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,550 They don't help. They do not help, Paul. 43 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:29,190 - 'What? Eh?' - Paul? - 'Julia?' 44 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,350 Paul, I said don't send your parents. 45 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,230 It would be an absolute disaster. 46 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,350 - 'Julia.' - Paul! 47 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,910 Julia, the reception here is shit. 48 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,430 I didn't catch any of what you just said, but if you can hear me, 49 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:44,840 don't worry, I'm going to call my parents. 50 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,320 Julia. 51 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,120 Hey, did you put mint in this? 52 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,120 "Aaaargh!..." 53 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,670 - Morning! - Oh, gangway! - Can't talk! 54 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,400 Morning. 55 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,630 In, in, in. 56 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,510 Sorry, sorry, sorry, I know it's past nine! 57 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,830 Can I just sneak them through? 58 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,760 Bye-bye, love you, love you, bye. 59 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,510 - I'm going to have to mark them down as late. - Oh, no, please! 60 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,070 They can't get another late this term, 61 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,390 it's just so upsetting for Ivy. 62 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,910 - I have to put them in the book. - Please don't do that. 63 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,550 Look, please don't open the book. 64 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,430 Don't pick up the pen! Just put the pen down! 65 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,390 - Stop writing! - I have to put them in the book. 66 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,030 Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. OK. Well, thank you very much. 67 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,630 You've been so kind. I hope you have a marvellous day. 68 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,240 Nice jumper. 69 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,430 Just take whatever you want. 70 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,950 Anything left over is going to the charity shop. Trevor. 71 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,400 - Could I get a latte? - Only if you're good. 72 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,120 - You'll never get away with that, Anne. - Oh, God, I was, I was joking! 73 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,320 - Two doughnuts, please. - Sure. 74 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,710 You need to get them into Breakfast Club, miss the traffic that way. 75 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,150 Breakfast club? What's that? 76 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,390 Just what it sounds like. You can drop them off at eight. 77 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,230 I'm trying to get Charlie in on it. 78 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,790 He's having his half eight poo in school, I'm back in bed. 79 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,390 What, they give him breakfast? 80 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,310 Cor, that is great! I hate doing breakfast! 81 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,430 - My kids never know what they want. - What, you ask them? - Yeah, don't you? 82 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,190 No! Just put a bowl of cornflakes in front of them. 83 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,550 They're not gourmets. 84 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,590 Charlie would eat a bowl of Lego if I put it in front of him. 85 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,150 God, yeah, why did I ever think I had to ask them? 86 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,470 Great, so how do you get into Breakfast Club, then? 87 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,910 You need to speak to Mrs Lamb, she sorts it all out. 88 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,110 Oh! I love this! 89 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,710 Well, don't get too excited, it's last season. 90 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,670 - Which teacher is Mrs Lamb again? - No, she's the sour cow in reception. 91 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,190 - Can I have this? - Oh! 92 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,320 No. I don't think so. 93 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,670 - Why not? - Well, I can't give everything away. 94 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,830 There'll be nothing left for the charity shop, 95 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,400 and it's for cancer. 96 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:19,270 Tell you what, I'll give you a tenner for cancer, 97 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,390 and I'll throw in my coat 98 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,430 for even more cancer. 99 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,640 That's not a bad deal. 100 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,040 Great! 101 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,430 Oh, yeah, Mrs Lamb's the man. Breakfast club, Homework Club. 102 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,110 Oh, God! I was sort of offish with her earlier. 103 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,710 How bad was it? Was it anything you could walk back? 104 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,310 Well, I said that she was very helpful and I said, "Nice jumper." 105 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,350 Shit. She responds well to gifts. 106 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,030 I got her a St Tropez kit for her birthday and now Charlie's allowed 107 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,750 back on school trips. 108 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,830 I feel a bit sorry for her. 109 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,200 - See her around the place on her own a lot. - Here comes trouble. 110 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,550 You're looking at a free man, ladies. 111 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,870 - What do you mean? - Jill's gone to her mother's with the kids. 112 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,670 Oh, no, what's happened? 113 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,950 Oh, nothing. It's just a thing she has to do from time to time. 114 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,950 When she's had enough of me. 115 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,430 When I'm driving her up the walls. 116 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,170 She just says, "Aaaargh!..." 117 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,710 ".. I can't take it!" and scarpers, so... 118 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,270 What are you guys doing for the weekend? 119 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,830 - A few friends have invited me to Milan. - Have they? 120 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,430 - No! - I've got my in-laws coming. 121 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,940 Oh. I call my in-laws "the outlaws". 122 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,990 But not really. 123 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,750 Well, then, it looks like I've got a weekend to myself doing boy stuff in 124 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,550 the man cave. Could be worse. 125 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,870 Actually sounds pretty good to me. 126 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,230 Right, well, I better go and pick them up. 127 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,510 I'm having to bloody work from home today because they don't understand 128 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,870 "key under flowerpot". 129 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,440 - See you, troops. - Bye. 130 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,190 You done your hair or something? 131 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,030 I might have treated myself to a wash. 132 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,160 Whatever you did, it's working. 133 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,120 I should wash myself more often. 134 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,790 I can't park here. Wait there, I'll bring the car around. 135 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,800 - We're coming, we're coming. - No, no, don't! 136 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,590 - Wait a minute, we haven't got all the bags. Where...? - Where? Oh! 137 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,990 Oh, for goodness' sake! Look! 138 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,500 - Oh, God! - Julia. 139 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,320 - Oh! - Come on, come on. 140 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,070 - Where's my paper, my newspaper? - Oh, Geoff, please! 141 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,560 - I left it on the... - Stay there. - Yes. Go on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! 142 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,270 Oh, look! Look, I've got it. 143 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,080 - Oh, for goodness' sake. Come on then, let's go. - All right. 144 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:55,270 - Whoa! - Oh! - Jesus... 145 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,520 Oh. The cavalry have arrived. 146 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,230 - There you go. - What's this? - Closing early. 147 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,560 - Only throw them away otherwise. - Oh! Thanks. 148 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,750 Yes, thank you. She's letting you through, Julia. 149 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,310 She's letting you through. 150 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,750 Thank you, Elizabeth. Yes, I know what this means. 151 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,470 Oh! Oh! 152 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,190 She thinks you're waving her through now. 153 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,120 Yes. Yes, sorry, you go, you go! 154 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,630 How are my two darlings? 155 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:00,430 They're not in the car, Elizabeth. They're at school, remember? 156 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,230 Oh. Yes, of course. 157 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,680 - You all right in the back there, Geoff? - I am, thank you, Julia. 158 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,350 Do you know who used to live here? 159 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,430 - Who? - Michael Caine. 160 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,630 Michael Caine, really? He used to live in Queens Park? 161 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,440 No, no, no, no. London. 162 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,750 Did you get anything nice for Christmas? 163 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,000 - They're not in the car. - Oh. Yes. 164 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,670 - Oh, where are they? - They're at school. 165 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,670 Oh, yes. Oh, careful with that one, 166 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,030 Julia! We don't want to break it, do we? 167 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,430 - Do you want to take your coats off? - No, I'm a bit cold. 168 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,390 Oh, I can put the heating on. 169 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,160 No, no, I'll just keep my coat on. 170 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,710 How about a nice cup of tea and a catch-up? 171 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,320 Oh. OK, you want tea. 172 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,510 Great, I'll put the kettle on. 173 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,670 You want one, Geoff? 174 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,120 - Huh? Oh. Only if you're putting the kettle on. - I am, yeah. 175 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,390 Actually, could I have a coffee, rather? 176 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,230 Coffee? Absolutely. 177 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,430 Have you got a small piece of bread? 178 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,230 I haven't had breakfast. 179 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,710 Just the heel will be fine. 180 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,710 - Just the heel? - Yes. 181 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,400 Don't waste a proper slice. 182 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,710 I thought it might be fun if you guys picked up the kids from school. 183 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,630 Surprise them. I've got a bit of work to get on with. 184 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,110 You could take my car. 185 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,590 Oh, I don't like driving in London. 186 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,270 - I'll ask Geoff. - Toilet's broken. 187 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,790 Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 188 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,190 - No, don't! - Julia was wondering if we could pick up the children from 189 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,030 - school. - Oh, well, I'd better get on with the toilet. 190 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,230 Especially if I'm not going to miss the rugby. 191 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,710 - Don't worry about the toilet. - It's all right. 192 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,830 Um, yes, best we don't. 193 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,590 Oh, before you go, Julia, 194 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,600 could you get out a deckchair so I can sit in the garden? 195 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,160 Leaving us, Barbara? 196 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,160 Can you take me with you? 197 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,150 I mean, they can't even make a cup of tea themselves. 198 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,030 They would die of dehydration if I didn't come home. 199 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:55,670 - Bless them. - And they're so cheap, won't let anything go to waste. 200 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,750 Geoff even ate a rancid mango today, rather than throw it away. 201 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:03,510 My dad drives two miles further away from the local shop 202 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,790 - to get cheaper bin bags. - How old? 203 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,990 How old? I don't know, Kevin. 204 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,310 - Late 60s? - That's a lovely age. 205 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,830 - Can I... can I meet them? - What? - Can I meet them? 206 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,990 You want to meet my husband's parents? 207 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,070 - Why? - I love old people. 208 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,590 I used to work with old people when I was at uni. 209 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,040 Best years of my life. 210 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:27,190 People tell me I'm very much like an old person sometimes. 211 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,040 No. That's weird, Kevin. 212 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,270 - What are you doing? - I just got flirted at again. 213 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,350 - Flirted at by who? - Trevor. 214 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,390 - He winked at me. - Oh, my God! 215 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,070 This cafe is the only place I have now, 216 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,220 - and you are going to make it weird. - How am I going to make it weird? 217 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,600 Oh, for God's sake! 218 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,950 Geoff? I got your Rennies. 219 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,710 Oh, thank you. 220 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,310 Oh, now, don't you worry about this, Julia. 221 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,880 I managed to turn the water off eventually. 222 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,430 But I did remember to fill up the kettle, so if you wouldn't mind just 223 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,390 going and popping it on, eh? 224 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,270 Geoff. Geoff, will I tell her or do you want to tell her? 225 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,230 Just tell me, Elizabeth. You tell me before I execute both of you! 226 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,750 Well, we were going to save it till Paul got home, but... 227 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,990 - Sit down, Julia. - I don't want to sit down. 228 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,870 Well, Paul has told us how difficult you're finding things at the moment, 229 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,590 you know, since your mother stopped doing everything for you, 230 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,150 and we've seen first hand how overwhelmed you are. 231 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,240 So we've decided... 232 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,160 .. to move back to London! 233 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,830 So we won't be just at the end of a phone any more, 234 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,430 we'll be right here all the time. 235 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,550 You'll be able to sit back and let us take care of everything. 236 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,950 Elizabeth? It's time for my pill. 237 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,870 - Oh. - Where are my pills? - Oh, eh... Oh, they're in the car. 238 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,070 - I'll get them. - I'll get them! 239 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,160 I need something anyway! I'll get the pills! 240 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,230 Barbara! 241 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,590 Have you seen this? Somebody must have... 242 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,360 I ran over as soon as I... 243 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,270 Never mind. 244 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,630 I know, I'll get, I'll get Paul to put it back, 245 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,230 as soon as he's home from his stag. 246 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,430 How did they do that? 247 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,350 It was buried! 248 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,600 - Very deep. - Desperate people are capable of anything, Barbara! 249 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,950 'You've called the Brady residence. 250 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,750 'Please leave a short message after the beep. 251 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,830 'Or, if you like, you can message me at Tumblr.' 252 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,030 Hi, Kevin. 253 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,550 'If you're still at a loose end...' 254 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,350 - Hello! - Hi, Kevin. 255 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,630 I have reached the limits of my endurance. 256 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:04,510 I am taking them out to eat, so if the offer 257 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:08,510 still stands, could you please come and do some geriatric whispering? 258 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,230 I'd love to! 'When do you want me? Now?' 259 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,960 I could come now. Would you like me to come now? 260 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,310 Do you know what? Let's go out, let's go out to eat. 261 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,310 - What? Where? - To a... to a restaurant. 262 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,270 - Oh, whose birthday is it? - No, it's no-one 's birthday. 263 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,070 What will I wear? 264 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,110 Just... What?! Just, just casual, casual clothes. 265 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,070 I'm not sure I've got any casual clothes. 266 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,960 Geoff, Geoff, we're going out. 267 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,390 Oooh! Spit that out! That is not a biscuit! 268 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,320 - Geoff, is this your hearing aid?! - Oh, there it is! 269 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,440 We're going out! 270 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:56,310 Julia, why did you let him put my hearing aid in his mouth? 271 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,510 This was the best one I ever had, you know, and... 272 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,720 well, now I can't hear a thing. 273 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,830 Elizabeth, say something. 274 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:09,110 Testing, testing, testing Geoff's hearing aid. 275 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,030 Alpha, Bravo, 276 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,110 Charlie, Delta, Echo. 277 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,040 Oh, there's Kevin! 278 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,710 - Ah! - Geoff! Geoff, it's OK. 279 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,910 It's my friend. This is my friend. 280 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,560 Hello. 281 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,600 Geoff and Elizabeth. Got it. 282 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,790 Weren't names lovely in the past? 283 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,190 - What do you mean? - Hmm? 284 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,310 What do you mean, in the past? 285 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,910 Oh, I see. It's almost like I'm saying you belong in the past. 286 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,510 - I'm not at all. - We're here now, aren't we? 287 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,430 We're not dead yet. 288 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,160 No, indeed. Very much still with us, and thank goodness for that. 289 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,310 Ooh, these are heated seats, aren't they, Julia? 290 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,710 You're spoiling the back-seat boys here. 291 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,390 Isn't she, Geoff? Do you feel that, Geoff? 292 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,080 Lovely and warm. 293 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,870 It's lovely and warm, the seats. 294 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,760 Warm your bum up! 295 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,270 - Oh! - Are you all right, Geoffrey? - What are you doing to him, Kevin? 296 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,640 I'm... I'm not doing anything to him. 297 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,350 I thought you said you were like Paul O'Grady with old people? 298 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,990 I just got off on the wrong foot. I'll win them over, don't worry. 299 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,640 - Would you like children's menus? - Yes. No! 300 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,270 I will choose for them. They will have... 301 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,880 fish pie. 302 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,350 Oh, dear. 303 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,990 - Oh, no. - Is there something about the menu that bothers you, Elizabeth? 304 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,120 - Well, is there anything other than fish? - Are you...? 305 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,990 - Why didn't you say before? - Well, I didn't want to be a bother. 306 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,870 Excuse me, excuse me. I'm so sorry. Is there something that's not fish? 307 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,510 - Uh, well, it's a fish restaurant. - I know it's a fish restaurant. 308 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,710 The surf and turf, we can take away the... surf. 309 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:15,350 - Elizabeth, they have steak. - I don't like steak. - She doesn't like steak. 310 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,240 It's all very expensive. 311 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,790 I'll just have the breadsticks. 312 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,310 Geoff. Geoff? Do you think you should just have a main? 313 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,950 Skip the starter because of your indigestion? 314 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,030 Yes, yes, I'll have a starter. 315 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,470 - What do they have? - Get some lovely grub in there. 316 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,280 - Who is he? - This is Kevin. 317 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,910 Mrs Lamb over there. 318 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,430 Oh, yes. On her own again, poor thing. 319 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,710 Excuse me, excuse me. Hi, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 320 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,710 See that woman over there? I'll pick up her bill. 321 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,480 - You can tell her. - Oh, OK, OK. 322 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,790 - Hello! A lovely place! - Lovely to see you all. - How are you? 323 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,190 - Nice to meet you. Thank you very much. - How are you? 324 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,920 Can we have the wine list please? 325 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,760 Oh. 326 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,630 I don't believe it! 327 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,150 Everyone's been talking about her like she's a recluse. 328 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,120 It's like Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway over there. 329 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,830 Excuse me, look, 330 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,470 can you, can you tell me again how you know my daughter? 331 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,440 - Who are you? - Well, we... 332 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:57,880 I don't want to say more than friends, but we are very close. 333 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,990 I think it's your pilot light that's the problem. 334 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,190 Right. Well, it's not worked properly since you installed it. 335 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,230 - Oh, really? - Yeah, really. 336 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,680 Well, I'm sorry about that. 337 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,800 Nice coat. 338 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,510 - Jesus, you reek! - Yeah, but I've been working, ain't I? 339 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,400 You've been fixing a boiler, not wrestling a BO machine. 340 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,550 - No, no, no, no! - What? - Leave it on. The coat. 341 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,560 - What?! - Leave it on. 342 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,830 Oh! Stop! Stop! The kids! 343 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,910 - Daddy! - Hello, mate! 344 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,350 Look at you, eh? What are we going to do with you, eh? 345 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,110 What about this?! Who-o-o-oaa! 346 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,110 Don't shake him like a can of Coke, Lee! 347 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,510 - You don't have to mop up the mess. - Daddy, stop! 348 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,590 Whoo! You going to throw up for Mummy? Throw up for Mummy, go on! 349 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,150 Are you going to throw up for Mummy? 350 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,750 Oh, come back here. 351 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,550 What's been happening? You good? Yeah? 352 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,590 - I didn't want fish pie. - That's all there is, OK? 353 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,430 Shush it down. Hello, yes, I just want to make it absolutely clear 354 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,990 that I'm only getting dinner for her, not for everybody else. 355 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,030 Right, but that puts me in a very uncomfortable position. 356 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,720 Ah, it's a lobster. 357 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,870 - Can you tell her? - Me tell her that I'm not paying for the meal? 358 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,800 No, that would... You tell her! 359 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,470 Look, just subtract her meal from the bill and then point at me like 360 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,790 you did the first time, then she'll know, 361 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,270 and... and it won't look like we're suddenly changing our minds. 362 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,470 - We're changing our minds? - Yes, yes, yes, yeah, because you're 363 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,840 part of it, because you agreed to make the offer in the first place. 364 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,840 This is the only way. Don't bail on me now. 365 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,670 And there's no "you left the seat up" politics, 366 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,870 because I now pee sitting down. 367 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,750 I don't know why more men don't do it. 368 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,840 Geoff? Oh, he, he's asleep. 369 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,360 Who is this man, Julia? 370 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,830 Uh, excuse me. Didn't you say that you were paying for dinner? 371 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,070 - Yes, yes. - Yeah, well, he's saying you didn't. - Oh! 372 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:47,920 There's been... 373 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,990 I think you've misunderstood me. 374 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:57,480 I definitely do want to pay for the whole dinner, not just her. 375 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,720 Sorry, I obviously didn't make that clear. 376 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,160 Thank you. 377 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,680 No! No! 378 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,400 They're wonderful! 379 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,320 Oh, God! 380 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,830 Hi! Bye! 381 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,390 240 quid that cost me. How did YOU manage it? 382 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,270 Oh, you know, I have my ways. Anyway, back to bed. See you later. 383 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,520 See you. 384 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,990 Go on. Get inside. 385 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,470 Don't want to miss your train. 386 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,080 - Oh! Hang on a minute! Hang on! - Oh, no! 387 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,350 Look, I'll let you know how the house-hunting goes, but in the 388 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,630 meantime, any time it gets too much for you, you know what to do. 389 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,670 You bet I do. 390 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,390 - Bye. - Come on, come on! 391 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,390 Have you got the tickets? 392 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,430 - What? - Have you got the tickets? 393 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,910 - What? - Oh! Geoff, never mind, never mind! 394 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,230 Get in there! Get in! 395 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,080 Get in the station! 396 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,330 Yes! 397 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,920 Hi. 398 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,880 - It's happened again. - Aw, thanks! 399 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,470 Hello, Kevin. 400 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,110 - Amanda! - What's going on with you two? 401 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,390 - Are you lost? - No, I was just passing. 402 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,790 - It's private. I can't. - Holy shit, it's Anne! 403 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,550 Why's she got all those kids? 404 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,390 She's part of the car pool now for school drops. 405 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,790 Car pool? Why don't we have a car pool? That would really help me. 406 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,670 I got terribly into driftwood crafting after my early menopause. 407 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,510 Well, what you lost in oestrogen, 408 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,670 you definitely made up for in hobbies. 409 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,230 You haven't said anything to Anne, have you? 410 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,710 Oh, no. God, no. 411 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,070 You were on the make the whole time, Julia. 412 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,910 The only reason you're here tonight is because you wanted something. 413 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,390 No! Well, yeah. 414 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,750 Johnny wanted to take control of his jealousy. 415 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,630 - Are we even friends? - What?! 416 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,270 He's horribly jealous, but at the same time 417 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,950 - he enjoys watching me with another man. - Of course. 418 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,520 Wha... what?